According to ESPN, which is never wrong, Donald Fehr is resigning as the leader of the free world baseball players' union. According to ESPN, he will be replaced by aide Michael Weiner.
So if I have this straight, the baseball union's new leader is a Weiner. Which makes sense. Its old leader was a ... jerk.
Enjoy the veal.
Tag:Donald Fehr
Category: MLB
Tags: Donald Fehr, phallic jokes
Morning: Pat Riley and Kelvin Sampson still suck
Pat Riley might miss a couple of games for the Heat to go on the road and scout college players. Because Riley is such a good judge of talent and chemistry. Jeez, Pat, do everyone a favor and take the rest of, oh, your career off.
Kelvin Sampson is already working on his next job in the NBA, where ethics are optional.
Concussion-bound LB Dan Morgan has settled on a new team to not play for.
Look, I like Eric Bynes as much as the next person ... but not as much as this person. Wow. And there's no excuse for the plaid pajamas on a grown man. Ever.
Johan Santana probably didn't sign with the Mets to be told to wear this particular strap-on. Only in New York. Or Port St. Lucie.
Aided by the Philadelphia media, which won't let this non-story go, Cole Hamels keeps on bitching about the horrific pay the Phillies keep forcing on him. Be quiet, Cole. Please.
You too, Donald Fehr. You lying, enabling, transparent bully.
This guy paid $10,000 to win the "bring a fan to work" promotion of the Detroit Tigers, and his reward was a spot next to Jim Leyland? Jeez, $10,000 doesn't go as far as it once did. I kid, I kid. I'm a big Leyland guy.
Pot-smoking David Harrison went mental in the locker room after getting a late technical foul for the Pacers.
One of the best lightweights in MMA will fight one of the best BJJ coaches later this month.
Category: NFL
