Freeman just spent $15 on a pork loin -- sorry, porkloin -- sandwich. When I noted earlier for you the prices of a handful of refreshment items, I left out the pork loin (oops, porkloin) sandiwch, because what idiot would pay $15 for that?

The idiot sitting next to me, it turns out.

Has it ever occurred to Freeman that my shirt is tight because my arms are guns? That if my arms were normal, the shirt would hang loose?

I might set a record today for italics. Freeman brings out the italicizer in me.