BLONDES: This is your first and only warning. If you are Blonde, stop reading and return to your previous activities...
...For everyone else, have fun...
Since I received soooo much feedback from the last blonde blog, I thought I would finish it off...
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q:Where do blondes meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do you call four blondes in a volkswagon?
Q: Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: What is the irritating part of a blondes vagina?
A1: The blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Q: What's a blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together.
Q: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going throough a flashing red light.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: To a blonde, whats hard and long?
A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refridgerator?
A: A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Did you hear abotu the blonde couple that were found frozento death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed For The Winter".
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her at a raffle!"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A1: Locking the car door.
A2: A padded headboard.