Play Fantasy Use your Fantasy skills to win Cash Prizes. Join or start a league today. Play Now
Blog Entry

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

Posted on: December 23, 2010 9:34 am
 

I suppose we should thank LeBron James. He certainly made it easy on us, what with his 26th birthday coming next week and all of us wondering, "What do you give the guy who has everything?"

No worries, people. LeBron took care of it. He's giving himself a birthday bash on South Beach, complete with a marketing campaign worthy of the spoiled, entitled, tone-deaf prima donna brat he has become. Don't believe me? Check out this link, which notes, among other things, that LeBron deserves -- and will give himself -- "a royal themed [party] fitting for a birthday celebration of a king, channeling an ambiance of extravagant court life."

And here, I was going to get him a pair of socks.

Why am I focusing on this birthday party? Because it's the latest example of how removed LeBron James is from reality, doing things because he can -- without ever asking himself if he should.

First there was The Decision, the way he ripped out Cleveland's heart on national television and was genuinely shocked at the reaction. Then came The Dissension, when James had one of his peeps leak it to ESPN.com that The King was unhappy with Heat coach Erik Spoelstra.

Now, The Birthday. Reading from The King's brochure, I can tell you that this "event will attract Athletes, Models, and Musicians. As well political figures, socialites, tastemakers and affluent leaders from various industries including Art, Business, and Finance."

I can also tell you that "this happening will consist of a A-List crowd of multicultural, savvy trendsetters, and jetsetters that reinvent and set the tone for a chic lifestyle."

Because that's what I think of, when I think of LeBron James. I think of a savvy trendsetter, and a jetsetter who has reinvented and set the tone for a chic lifestyle.

Also, I think of a jerk who throws himself a million-dollar birthday party on South Beach, celebrating the late-December birth of his lord and savior.










Category: NBA
Tags: LeBron James
 
Comments

Since: Feb 10, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 9:53 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

SNNZZZZZZZZZ  ... not even newsworthy    LeWrong Blames inc. is basically a tabloid circus act and this article is the paparazzi-engine that adds fuel to the fire to this self annoited fool.  



Since: Dec 23, 2010
Posted on: December 23, 2010 9:13 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

Question: What kind of a person celebrates his birthDAY over and over again in the same places for five MONTHS out of the year?

 

Answer: A ROYAL douchebag.

 

 




Since: Oct 6, 2008
Posted on: December 23, 2010 8:31 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

LeBron = douche



Since: Dec 30, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 7:47 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

who cares! cbssports is turning into facebook and twitter with articles like this!



Since: Jan 19, 2009
Posted on: December 23, 2010 7:26 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

"It 's sad that the bozo is getting someone else to pay for his party (and take it on "tour" LOL)"

That was the best part of the brochure for me as well, I love that I can see the Lebron Dinner Party in multiple cities...oooh!  I would seriously go just to piss in the punch bowl.  Anyhow, the poster is correct, this is not entirely LeBron's doing, it is more of a promotional gimmick for the bar.  They obviously couldn't get Wade to give them a sniff so they went to Queen James instead.



Since: Oct 1, 2009
Posted on: December 23, 2010 7:19 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

 There was more codeine than a pharmacy at that party.  What a pompous puke.  If I read this correctly he is like a hooker to eat dinner with.  Ten grand per social event?  I would make a bunch of them too if I got 10 grand a clip.  What a freak; anyone that disagrees I challenge you to read the invite through the icon above.


amrealmckoy
Since: Jun 2, 2010
Posted on: December 23, 2010 6:05 pm
This comment has been removed.

Post Deleted by Administrator




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 4:43 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

I think of a guy who's never won an NBA Championship...happy birthday!



Since: May 30, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 4:25 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

Hey Doyel I just saw Lebron put his drink down without a coaster!!!!! Can we please get like a 200 word blog about this.



Since: Jun 4, 2008
Posted on: December 23, 2010 3:23 pm
 

LeBron's best friend throws him a party

Bahb, it's not what Lebron does, it's how he goes about doing it. Have a birthday party. I've never understood why birthdays are such big deals, but they are. Celebrate your ass off. Throw a party. Say it's going to be a blast. Don't tout it with spin-offs of your name and make it all about you. Make it a deal where people come to have fun, not to just fluff your ego.

I've been to both types of big birthdays (know lots of people with money), and the ones where it's about celebrating and having a good time are always ten times the even than those that are centered around the individual.


The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or CBSSports.com